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Dylan

Washington inhabiting - Coffee drinking - Record buying - Music playing - Son of a gun

ahhfeck:

one of my fave scenes from anything

Probably the best app review I’ve ever seen

Probably the best app review I’ve ever seen

"Our humanity isn’t measured by how we treat other people. It’s measured by how we treat animals."
Chuck Palahniuk (Haunted)
'Guts' by Chuck Palahniuk
'Guts' by Chuck Palahniuk

hitlers-pubes:

Printed in Playboy magazine
March 2004

Inhale.

Take in as much air as you can.

This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can.

A friend of mine, when he was thirteen years old he heard about “pegging.” This is…

Informal Complaint: 07-WB12833958

Informal complaints about The Simpsons television show made to the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), Washington, D.C., 2003 - 2007

gosimpsonic:

Hugh Jass seems like a good dude.

saandrapnw:

I’m so unoriginal but funny

Brand New Okay I Believe You but My Tommy Gun Don't
Brand New
Okay I Believe You but My Tommy Gun Don't

pls-and-thank:

I am heaven sent,

Don’t you dare forget.
I am all you’ve ever wanted,
What all the other boys all promised.
Sorry I told. I just needed you to know.
I think in decimals and dollars.
I am the cause to all your problems,
Shelter from cold. we are never alone.
Coordinate brain and mouth.
Then ask me whats it like to have
Myself so figured out.
I wish I knew..

Being up this early is bullshit,  but this looks okay

Being up this early is bullshit, but this looks okay

In search of:

someone to kiss while watching the Twilight Zone.

bouquetofclumsywordsx:

Probably my favorite thing I’ve ever done.

bouquetofclumsywordsx:

Probably my favorite thing I’ve ever done.

bouquetofclumsywordsx:

Coolest night. Round 2 tomorrow.

bouquetofclumsywordsx:

Coolest night. Round 2 tomorrow.

The best week of my life 

The best week of my life